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My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.

I think we need to have a talk about your use of hallucinogens mate.


How did you know!!! Haha

this is truly amazing. and make sure you put a round or two into the EZ bake oven as well. the cuter they are the meaner they are.

my pressure fitted handguard was waiting for me when i got home from Peru this morning. installation was a breeze, and i threw a RVG on for good measure. i might cut an inch off the grip to give myself a little more space for rocking the mags in. i am also thinking of doing a leather wrap around the folding stock instead of the paracord, i wont be as practical but it will be wayyyyy more classy.